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Boris Johnson spoke to the nation as the lockdown creaks under the weight of mixed messages and mass anxiety. But after VE Day one thing is clear — we are not Germany. So the news that Boris Johnson has given a sort-of reprieve before I have to reconnect with my species is a mixed blessing. The VE Day street parties during lockdown were an example of Britain in the round: sentimental, deeply conventional yet irreverent, law abiding yet always on readiness to ignore the law — millions of people giving thanks for something they know little about with a deference mixed with an understandably selfish need to be with others after eight weeks of isolation. Try policing that. This is a country in desperate need of a pint. British forbearance is not only reflected in a disinterest in politics — some would say wilful ignorance — but also in a predilection for stoic humour, something that is often overstated, but is nonetheless one of our few definable characteristics, along with moral hypocrisy and lying to doctors about how many units of alcohol we drink a week.

Happy to be quarantined with the Easter Bunny this year.. So I was sitting down sipping my cup of tea one Sunday when I looked at the newspaper and yeah there was a guy with 9 creme eggs stuck up Creme Eggs. Creme Eggs: Cadbury Creme eggs for the win.

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